The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

flight

Unger Suspicion

All Air Canada Flights to be Equipped with Screaming Infants

September 4, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Starting this fall, the coach section of every Air Canada flight will come fully equipped with a minimum of one very agitated baby. “It’s just one more way we can better service our […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Family Consumes One Last Watermelon Before Switching to Pumpkin for the Next 8 Months
    September 28, 2024
  • Gangs of Nudists Swarm Winkler
    September 5, 2017
  • Mennonites Worried Trudeau is Trying to Seize their Buns
    February 18, 2023
  • ‘Eaton’s Emm Kjalla’ to Re-open Under Bell MTS Place
    September 21, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Fills Out Welcome Card in Pen, Fearing Usher Might Erase Prayer Requests
    April 27, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved