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Sanctuary Evacuated After Mennonite Man Farts in Church

October 24, 2021 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON The entire west side of the Third Mennonite Church sanctuary had to be cleared this morning after local man Darryl Driedger audibly farted while the offering plate was being passed around. “The […]

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