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NBC Gives New ‘Friends’ Reboot a Mennonite Twist

March 27, 2019 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Executives at NBC have announced the hotly-anticipated reboot of the hit 90s sitcom ‘Friends’. The new show, which features an all new cast from the Paraguayan Chaco, is called ‘Frintschoft’ and has […]

Unger Suspicion

Family in Totally Perfect Photo Actually Really Messed Up

February 21, 2019 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Despite what it appears in their Facebook photos, the H________ family of Chilliwack is so dysfunctional that they’ve only agreed to be interviewed if we protect their identity. “Yeah, you want to know […]

The Daily Bonnet

Study Links All Friesens to One Guy A Long Time Ago in Henderson, Nebraska

February 12, 2019 Andrew

HENDERSON, NE A new study out of University of Eastern Nebraska has traced all current Friesens to one Nebraska farmer sometime in the 1870s. “Jakob F. Friesen was his name – the first Friesen ever,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Drills Ice-Fishing Hole in Kitchen Floor

February 8, 2019 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB Mrs. Hiebert was “completely unimpressed” with the hole her husband had drilled in the kitchen floor when she came home from Bible Study on Wednesday night. “He says he’s ice-fishing,” said Mrs. Hiebert. […]

Unger Games

Loewen Family Totally Destroys Dueck Family

January 20, 2019 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Loewen family of Kleefeld totally destroyed the Dueck family of Plum Coulee this past week on the popular game show ‘Family Feud.’ For the Loewens, the victory was seen as sweet revenge […]

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