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Mennonite Woman Makes Beautiful Dresses from Old Curtains

March 4, 2020 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB The smell of musty old fabric was in the air at the West Blumenort Mennonite Church this past Sunday, as hundreds of women, young and old, paraded around in dresses made from old […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Accidentally Displays Sexy Lingerie on Clothesline

July 10, 2019 Andrew

ST. JACOB’S, ON Mrs. Martin has sent shockwaves throughout Woolwich Township this past week after a lace teddy that she purchased in Kitchener appeared on her clothesline. “I nearly crashed my buggy when we went […]

The Daily Bonnet

Old Colony Mennonites Confused for Trick-or-Treaters

October 31, 2018 Andrew

WINKLER, MB A group of Old Colony Mennonites were walking around Winkler today and, for some strange reason, people kept handing them Halloween candy. “One lady complemented me on my costume,” said Corny Wall, visiting […]

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