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Mennonite Man Learns German Just So He Can Keep Up With the News

December 3, 2023 Andrew

BLUE CREEK, BELIZE Area man David Siemens was sick and tired of not having a hot clue what everyone was talking about in the coffee shop and has decided it’s finally time to learn German. […]

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