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Mennonite Woman Falls Way Behind on Her Devotions

March 20, 2019 Andrew

NORTH KILDONAN, MB Mrs. Kehler of North Kildonan is being punished and forced to clean up after the next five faspas when it was discovered that she had not been keeping up with her devotions. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Begins Each Morning with Devotions and the Daily Bonnet

May 17, 2018 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Church-going local woman Brenda Claasen begins each morning with the reading of a Psalm and a Daily Bonnet article or two. “It’s become part of my morning routine. I brew myself a cup […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Has Quick Nooner

April 7, 2018 Andrew

KIDRON, OH Mrs. Anne Miller of Kidron rushed home on her lunch break this past Friday to meet her husband Peter and have a quick noon-hour Bible reading. “We really didn’t have much time, but […]

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