The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

crust

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Shunned for Not Making Her Own Crusts

January 21, 2020 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Mrs. Eby is facing intense scrutiny this week after it was revealed she hasn’t made her own crust since 1987. “Ach, why bother making a crust from scratch when you can buy a […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Menno Simons to be Featured in New XBox Game
    May 24, 2019
  • House Fails to Warm Up After Mennonite Man Puts on the Fireplace Channel
    January 14, 2024
  • Larry Norman Updates Song: “Why Doesn’t the Devil Have Any Good Music?”
    February 12, 2017
  • Portage and Main Pedestrians Fuel Rumours Jets Won the Cup
    June 28, 2025
  • Four-Part Harmony Slashed to Three After Recent Budget Cuts
    October 25, 2017

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved