The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

cough

Unger Conviction

Sanctuary Evacuated After Mennonite Man Farts in Church

October 24, 2021 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON The entire west side of the Third Mennonite Church sanctuary had to be cleared this morning after local man Darryl Driedger audibly farted while the offering plate was being passed around. “The […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Dozens of Mennonite Women Left Homeless After Tornado Strikes MCC Store
    January 18, 2018
  • Faspa Cancelled After Church Runs Out of Bothwell Cheese
    May 28, 2017
  • Wine Found in Mennonite Woman’s Cupboard “Just for Cooking” She Claims
    January 23, 2020
  • Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist
    April 8, 2026
  • How to Totally Rock Your Mother’s Hand-Me-Down Bathing Suit This Summer!
    June 20, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved