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Mennonite Man Brings Shame to the Entire Friesen Clan by Clapping Between Movements

May 19, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Dan Friesen, 51, sullied the good name of the Friesens this week after clapping between movements during a performance of the Manitoba Chamber Orchestra. “Well, pardon me for showing my appreciation […]

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Mennonite Woman Claps Along to Worship Song

May 14, 2017 Andrew

“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.” – W.B. Yeats WINKLER, MB The Winkler EBBM Church was sent into a tizzy this past Sunday after local woman Sarah Martens […]

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