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Indiana Church Starts Campaign to Help White Billionaire Pay Traffic Ticket

November 24, 2023 Andrew

INDIANAPOLIS, IN Indiana residents are being asked to reach deep into their pockets this week and lend a hand to local white billionaire and Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay in his time of need. “We’ve […]

The Daily Bonnet

A List of Prominent Mennonites on Leaked Convoy Donor List

February 20, 2022 Andrew

Thanks to a mysterious package left in the church mailbox this morning, The Daily Bonnet has obtained a complete list of convoy donors and, surprise surprise, there are a few prominent Mennos on the list. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Ten Dollar Donation in 1987 Leads to Lifetime of Junk Mail from Local Charity

December 14, 2020 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS A trivial donation in the late 80s has led to a lifetime of junk mail for a Goessel, Kansas couple. “Ugh, Henry, here it is again,” said Mrs. Friesen, sorting through her junk […]

Unger Suspicion

Generous Jeff Bezos Donates Two Thimbles and a Couple Spools of Thread to Mennonite Quilt Charity

January 19, 2020 Andrew

SEATTLE, WA Already hailed as the “world’s most generous billionaire” after donating the equivalent to what he earns in five minutes to help with Australian wildfires, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has now donated two thimbles […]

Unger & Thirst

Generous Mennonite Couple Sends Used Tea Bags to Missionaries

November 20, 2017 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Local couple Peter and Sally Wiebe have amassed a collection of more than 20,000 used tea bags that they plan to send to needy missionaries around the world this holiday season. The […]

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