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Unger & Thirst

Area Woman Buys Extra Advent Calendar to Count Down the Days Until the Start of Her Actual Advent Calendar

November 26, 2023 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Local mom Kylie Neufeld, 37, is so excited for the chance to eat a little piece of chocolate each day this December that she has purchased an extra advent calendar which marks the […]

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Mennonite Couple Eagerly Anticipate Turning the Page on their MCC Calendar

March 31, 2023 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK It’s that time of the month when Mennonite couples gather at the refrigerator to flip the next page of their MCC calendars. “Harry, come quick, it’s almost midnight. Time to flip the MCC […]

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