Portland Brewery Offers Vaccine Tasting Flight


Portland’s hottest craft brewery Beard Oil Brewing Company is planning to offer customers an amazing new flight of vaccines early in the new year.

“We’ve been working on this plan for a while now,” said BOBC brewmaster Derek. “We’ve got Moderna, Pfizer, Novavax and even that Russian one if you want something really hoppy and intense.”

The vaccine flight will provide customers four three-ounce samples of the latest vaccines and company even lets you mix and match.

“If you’re a vaccine newbie, you might want to try something lighter, but if you’ve already had MRR and the seasonal flu and all that, you’re probably ready for some of our more intense offerings,” said Derek. “We’ve had an mRNA aging in Buffalo Trace whiskey barrels for the past six months!”

Local beer lover Diane says she’s a huge fan of BOBC’s 2021 lineup.

“Normally I’m into sours and RISes and all that,” said Diane, “but I trust the great work they’re doing at Beard Oil. They’ve never served me wrong in the past. As long as their Moderna doesn’t have diacetyl issues I’ll be a happy gal.”

Beard Oil BC is also offerings growler fills for their most popular vaccines of the season.

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