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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Has “Just One Small Piece” … Then Has Four More

November 3, 2024 Andrew

BUTTERFIELD, MN Mrs. Agnes Siemens of Butterfield, Minnesota was initially a little skeptical when she saw the large size of the pieces her sister Agnes was cutting up this past Sunday. “Oh, Ruth, I’ll just […]

Unger Conviction

Local Church Adds Cake-Baking to List of Holy Sacraments

June 6, 2018 Andrew

DENVER, CO A small church just outside of Denver, Colorado has voted overwhelmingly to add cake-baking to its list of holy sacraments. Starting this July, church members will be required to participate in baptism, communion, […]

Unger & Thirst

Local Baker Has Long List of People He Refuses to Bake Cakes For

June 5, 2018 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Thousands of people have flocked to local baker Jakob Stauffer’s bakery in Fresno and gazed into the window at his delectable creations. Although many have seen his cakes, not a single person has […]

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