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bothwell cheese

Unger & Thirst

Squeaky Cheese Curds Heard a Mile Away

May 6, 2019 Andrew

NEW BOTHWELL, MB Unbeknownst to Mr. Penner, his fresh squeaky cheese curds could be heard over a mile away at the Loewen farm. “I heard this squeaky sound and I knew instantly they must be […]

Unger & Thirst

Faspa Cancelled After Church Runs Out of Bothwell Cheese

May 28, 2017 Andrew

NEW BOTHWELL, MB For the first time since the Great Depression, the weekly faspa at New Bothwell MEMB church had to be cancelled this Sunday after Mrs. Loewen forgot to pick up the required three […]

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