The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

armour

The Daily Bonnet

Dutch Blitz Players Now Required to Wear Full Body Armour

June 13, 2017 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has recently ruled that all Dutch Blitz players in the region must sport full body armour from now on. “This is for your own good. It’s for your own protection,” […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Embarrassed Manitoba Premier Seeks Treatment for Premature Election
    June 19, 2019
  • Mennonite Dad Disciplines Toddler Live on BBC Television
    March 17, 2017
  • Despite Renovations Steinbach Sobeys Will Always Be Penner Foods to Me: A Love Story
    April 10, 2022
  • Louisiana Requires All Schools to Display Pictures of Charlton Heston
    June 27, 2024
  • Frasier Institute Petitions Government to Send More Tax Money to Kelsey Grammer
    December 12, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved