Unger Suspicion
Harry and Meghan to Winter in Regina
REGINA, SK Harry and Meghan have decided to take a step back from royal duties and live a normal life on the Canadian Prairies. “We plan to winter in Regina,” said Harry. “We wanted to […]
Unger & Thirst
Shocking New Photos Show Dramatic Glacier Retreat
GRETNA, MB New photos released by the National Society for the Preservation of Glaciers reveal a dramatic retreat of the famous Gretna Glacier. “If you look at the photos side by side, you can see […]
Unger Suspicion
Ricky Gervais Roasts “Mennonite Elites” at Annual Sunday School Attendance Awards
HOLMES COUNTY, OH The cream of the crop of the Mennonite world gathered at the Holmes County Motel 6 this week to celebrate the annual Sunday School Attendance Awards. The evening is normally a celebration […]
Unger Games
Patriots Release Tom Brady to Pursue CFL Opportunities
BOSTON, MA After proving himself for close to twenty years on the smaller American field, it looks like former Patriots quarterback Tom Brady will finally be getting his shot at the CFL. “We’ve had scouts […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Family Working on Same Jigsaw Puzzle Since 1987
DIDSBURY, AB The Epp family of Didsbury has been working on the same 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle since the Easter gathering of 1987. “We’ve still got a ways to go,” said Grandma Epp, 93. “Since […]