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Quiz Time: Would you win an election in southern Manitoba?

August 26, 2021 Andrew

With a federal election on the horizon, a lot of prospective candidates are trying to figure out their odds before taking the plunge. Want to run in southern Manitoba? Well, the Daily Bonnet has created […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Finally Finds an IPA that’s Not Too Bitter for Him

August 24, 2021 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local man Garth Penner has been pressured by his buddies to drink something other than light lagers for years and has finally found an “IPA” suited to his tastes. “Got myself a Keith’s,” […]

Unger & Thirst

Medium Salsa Proves Far Too Spicy for Mennonite Man

August 23, 2021 Andrew

BRANDON, MB Local man Joel Wiebe of Rosenort was on his way to visit his cousins in Swift Current when he decided to stop by in Brandon for a bite of delicious Mexican food. Dazzled […]

Unger Suspicion

Southern Manitoba Candidates Fight to Woo that Key Anti-Vaxxer Vote

August 22, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB With a federal election on the horizon, southern Manitoban political candidates are clamouring to win over the hearts and minds of the region’s largest identifiable group: anti-vaxxers. “I’ve been knocking on doors for […]

Unger Suspicion

Toronto Man Arrested for Pronouncing the Second T

August 21, 2021 Andrew

TORONNO, ON A 31-year-old lifelong Toronno resident, Gord Dueck, has been arrested on charges of mispronouncing the city’s name and will appear in court later this week. “We’re a pretty tolerant and inclusive city, but […]

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