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Unger Games

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026 Andrew

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

Unger Suspicion

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Construction crews have been really busy this summer putting up pylons on Manitoba highways. “Yeah, we’re hoping to put up caution signs and pylons on every road in southern Manitoba by the end […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Local man Johan Miller has always wanted a good quality inground pool, which he feels will be especially refreshing during the hot summer months. “But I wasn’t going to pay Home Depot prices,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026 Andrew

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026 Andrew

RANDOLPH, MB Disappointed with the lack of rhubarb-flavoured options, diehard Bubly-drinker Evelen Sawatzky of Randolph, Manitoba has taken matters into her own hands. “Basically I just gather all the run-off water after I’m done washing […]

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