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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Calls 911 Because Her Whopper is Not a Big Mac

February 24, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Lines at Steinbach’s brand new Burger King location snaked all the way to Winkler this afternoon, but some locals were not satisfied with what they discovered when they finally arrived at the restaurant. […]

Unger Conviction

Church AGM Scheduled to Coincide with Most Important Game of the Season

February 23, 2023 Andrew

NEWTON, KS The Eighth Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas obliged all its members to show up and approve the budget right in the middle of the big game this past week. “Yeah, well, too bad. […]

Unger Games

Jennifer Jones Finds Curlers in Altona

February 22, 2023 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Manitoba’s greatest athlete Jennifer Jones has scoured the province for curlers and managed to find a pair in Altona of all places. “People kept telling me, ‘Jennifer, if you want a set of […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #3

February 21, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

Unger & Thirst

5 Dishes in the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook that No One Actually Makes

February 20, 2023 Andrew

We all know the most famous “Russian Mennonite” dishes like vereniki, schmaunt fat, glums koki, kiekle and roll kuchen, but what if we took a little deeper dive into the “Bible of Mennonite cuisine” aka […]

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