Unger Suspicion
Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year
Oba, it’s that time of year again, the Onkel Oscar awards yet. This year there were many Mannanite movies. Good thing we can stream them so no one can spot us in line at the […]
Unger Suspicion
Subway Opens in La Broquerie
LA BROQUERIE, MB The small town of La Broquerie, Manitoba has just become home to the tiniest subway in the world. “You get on at the HyLife Centre and it takes you all the way […]
Unger Games
Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
RIVERTON, MB Days after arriving in Manitoba to film his latest movie, Taylor Swift’s inlaw Jason Kelce has decided to retire to a simpler life on the farm. “I realized that Hollywood is not for […]
Unger & Thirst
Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel
LEAMINGTON, ON When the Leamington Exchange ended trading on Monday, the price of schmaunt fat closed at a record high of $106.06 a barrel, smashing the previous record. As a result of soaring schmaunt fat […]
Unger & Thirst
McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product
CHICAGO, IL After testing out the product for several months in rural Saskatchewan, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski announced in a viral video this week that the The Big Pierogi would be rolling out in stores […]