WASHINGTON, DC
A man who routinely brags about the cognitive test he aced apparently cannot tell the difference between images of himself dressed as Jesus and a doctor.
“It was a very hard test. No one’s passed this test before,” said the man. “They showed me a picture of me dressed up as a lion, an elephant, a squirrel, and a doctor. It was a very hard test.”
The test also included rubbing your tummy and patting your head.
“Like I said, it was a very hard test,” said the man. “Everyone should have to take this test. If you can’t rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time, you don’t get to play in the sandbox at recess.”
Most of the questions, however, showed images of various religious figures and medical physicians.
“It was hard to tell Doogie Howser from St. Paul but I did it,” said the man. “No one’s ever done it before, they told me. Never before!”
Most difficult for the man, however, was looking at the picture of Leonardo’s Last Supper and pointing to the doctor.