WASHINGTON, DC
Former FBI director James Comey was indicted this week after posting a photo of seashells that had been arranged to spell ‘606 47.’
“You know what that means?” said President Trump. “Quite frankly I’m not sure either, but I know it has something to do with Mennonites so I don’t like it.”
It’s not known why Comey would have anything to do with the Mennonites, but for some reasons, the President took it as a message directed at him.
“I’ve received intelligence reports that this 606 has not been 606 in many decades,” said Trump. “So I can only assume they’re asking me to Make the Hymnal Great Again.”
James Comey says this whole thing has been blown out of proportion and that he only meant to encourage more hymn singing at the White House. Meanwhile, a Trump signature edition of the Voices Together hymnal is already in the works.
