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Huge Crowd for Kate Bowler has People Thinking Taylor Swift is in Town

February 15, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man, Peter Dueck, 71, ventured into the city from Winkler this afternoon and decided to enter Grant Park Shopping Centre via the convenient McNally Robinson entrance. Unfortunately for the bewildered Dueck, he […]

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Gen Xer Super Proud of Himself After Managing to Stand for Entire Concert

February 3, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Aaron Berg, 44, has been awarded the Medal of Valour after managing to stand the entire length of the Tom Morello concert last night. “I haven’t done this since the 90s,” […]

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Thousands of Floridians Flock to Saskatchewan for Warm Winter Vacation

January 30, 2024 Andrew

REGINA, SK Several charter flights were added to the schedule this week to accommodate all the Floridians fleeing to the warm climes of Saskatchewan. “If you’re sick and tired of Florida in January, why not […]

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Ryan Gosling Nabs ‘Best Director’ Nomination for Playing Ken in ‘Barbie’

January 24, 2024 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Oscar nominations are out and leading the way this year was the runaway smash hit ‘Barbie’ which, apparently, was written, produced, and directed by Ryan Gosling. “As far as we can tell, […]

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10 Taylor Swift Jokes Better than Jo Koy’s

January 12, 2024 Andrew

Need a Taylor Swift joke next time you’re hosting the Golden Globes? We’ve got a treasure trove of Taylor Swift jokes. The satirical headlines come in varying degrees of quality (and are priced accordingly.) Admittedly, […]

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