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Perfumer Releases New ‘Urine and Weed’ Scent in Tribute to New York City

October 15, 2024 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY One of the nation’s top perfumers has just released a new scent, aptly called New York City, which is believed to be the first perfume to emulate the unmistakable musk of the […]

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Mennonite Woman Forces Husband to Watch ‘Marley and Me’ Yet Again This Weekend

October 14, 2024 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Area woman Anne Martin has big special plans for this Friday evening. “Let me guess, you want to snuggle and watch ‘Marley and Me’ for the 700th time?” said husband Bob. “Alright, fine, […]

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Highway 75 Celebrates 75 Years Under Construction

October 13, 2024 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Festivities were held in nearby Altona, Manitoba this week to commemorate 75 years of road work on Highway 75. “My father worked on this road, my grandfather worked on this road, even my […]

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Highway 75 Construction to be Finished Just in Time to Start All Over Again

October 4, 2024 Andrew

MORRIS, MB Construction on one of Manitoba’s most important highways is set to be complete just in time for the whole process to start all over again. “Our plan is that by the time we’re […]

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Movie Set in Winnipeg Accidentally Films in Summer

October 2, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg, Manitoba has been the setting of dozens of much-beloved indie films over the decades from Guy Maddin’s My Winnipeg and The Saddest Music in the World to Matthew Rankin’s Universal Language and […]

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