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Yodas Celebrate 300 Years in America

October 11, 2017 Andrew

SHIPSHEWANA, IN Days after the Yoder family celebrated the anniversary of their arrival in the New World, Yodas across America gathered in Shipshewana to commemorate their own family heritage. “Descended from Mr. Hans Yoda, we […]

Unger Suspicion

Rare Video Footage of an 80s Pop Legend Singing Hymn 606

October 10, 2017 Andrew

The Daily Bonnet has recently uncovered some very rare footage of the King of Pop singing “Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow.” The video was discovered in Mr. Horst’s attic, and was believed to […]

Unger Suspicion

Church of Scientology to Occupy Vacant Main Street Buildings

October 4, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB In an effort to expand its holdings in southern Manitoba and bring the good news of L. Ron Hubbard to the “lost and blinded people of Steinbach,” the Church of Scientology plans to […]

Unger Games

Toronto Maple Leafs Pursue First Goal Since 1967

October 4, 2017 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Expectations for the Toronto Maple Leafs are quite high this year. Having not scored a goal in fifty years, fans are hoping that this will finally be the year that the curse is […]

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Stash of Sears Catalogues Discovered Under Hugh Hefner’s Mattress

October 2, 2017 Andrew

HOLMBY HILLS, CA Days after the world’s most famous misogynist Hugh Hefner passed away at the age of 91, cleaning staff at the Playboy Mansion found a large stash of 1970s Sears catalogues beneath the […]

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