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Mennonite Couple Saves Millions by Pickling the Watermelon Rinds

July 3, 2024 Andrew

ROSETOWN, MB The Driedgers of Rosetown have found a lucrative new way to save a bit of money – pickling their watermelon rinds. “With the amount my Stanley eats each years, we could be talking […]

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Mennonite Man Has to Read Every Single Freakin’ Word at the Museum

June 30, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local man Mr. Unger decided to torture his children this week by making them go to the museum this week and read every single last sign in the entire place. “We’ve got to […]

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Mennonite Town Bans Pickleball After Concerns About “Dinking”

June 28, 2024 Andrew

REINTHAL, SK Pickleball has caught on across the country. However, concerns about an activity called “dinking” has led one Mennonite community to ban the sport. “We want our seniors to live chaste lives,” said Reinthal […]

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Tractor Trek Takes Wrong Turn and Ends Up in Downtown Winnipeg

June 9, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Several bags of distracting knackzoat and a couple wrong turns later and the annual Tractor Trek found itself right in the heart of downtown Winnipeg. “I’ve never seen that many Massey Fergusons on […]

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Gen Z Adopts Mennonite Tradition of Covering their Ankles

June 2, 2024 Andrew

MARTENSVILLE, SK 23-year-old Gen Z influencer Evelen Sawatzky of Martensville has a message for Millenials out there – “cover your ankles!” “If you want to look old and out-of-fashion, then keep on wearing those ankle […]

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