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Stay-at-Home Dad Severely Rebuked By Church Elders

June 19, 2016 Andrew

KRONSTHAL, MB Local Mennonite dad, Heinrich Loeppky, 29, has been reprimanded by the church elder board for staying home with the kids while his wife quickly stopped at the store for a few items. “There […]

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Thousands of Steinbachers Set Up Lawn Chairs Just Outside Concert Gates To Avoid Paying

June 18, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Always trying to getting something for nothing, tens of thousands of Steinbachers pitched their lawn chairs within listening distance of Summer in the City concerts this weekend. “Yeah, well, I can hear perfectly […]

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Group Proposes to Move Steinbach’s Summer Festival to the Very Coldest Day of the Year

June 18, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB A small group of concerned Steinbach citizens has proposed to move next year’s Summer in the City Festival to the dead of winter. “I’m just not sure we should be out there when the weather […]

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Area Couple Names Newborn Daughter ‘Abe’

June 16, 2016 Andrew

SCHOENHORST, MB Colin and Evelyn Harder, of the Shoenhorst area, have decided to name their newborn daughter ‘Abe’ to give her a fighting chance of getting a decent job when she’s older. “It’s too bad we […]

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Schekjbenjel Retires After 40 Years of Service

June 9, 2016 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Celebrated across the southeast for his impeccable schekjbenjeling, Klaas B. Kehler, of Altona, is set to retire later this month after a four-decade long career. Kehler was renowned for his ability to go […]

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