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Frost Warning Issued for Friesen and Froese

September 9, 2025 Andrew

FRIEDENSFELD, MB Froeses and Friesens of Fridensfeld are frantically flailing about to fortify their flowers and fruit this Friday following a forewarning about a first frost. “Frida and I nearly fe’schlucked when we found out […]

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An Artificial Intelligence Guide to Pronouncing Common Mennonite Surnames

September 9, 2025 Andrew

Years ago, in the early days of the Daily Bonnet, I created a guide to pronouncing Mennonite surnames correctly, since so many Englishers seem to have trouble with it. https://www.ungerreview.com/proper-pronunciation-common-russian-mennonite-surnames/ Now, however, with the amazing […]

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Rudy Wiebe Novel Shockingly Left Off Edmonton Banned Books List

September 5, 2025 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB The Edmonton book ban is turning heads this week after one glaringly obvious omission – Rudy Wiebe’s Peace Shall Destroy Many. “That book’s been banned in more or less every other community where […]

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A Book Review Yet – Miriam Toews: ‘A Truce That Is Not Peace’

August 28, 2025 Andrew

BY: ABE Nah, oba, I heard from Pete at the coffee shop above the gas station that there’s yet another Miriam Toews book yet. What’s it called? A Blitz that is Not Dutch? Something like […]

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Saskatchewan City to be Renamed ‘Taylor Swift Current’

August 27, 2025 Andrew

TAYLOR SWIFT CURRENT, SK In honour of the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the western Saskatchewan city of Swift Current has voted 4-3 this week to rename the city Taylor Swift Current. “It was either that […]

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