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GOSHEN, IN Dozens of luters took over downtown Goshen, Indiana this week, starting their march at Mullet Park and ending at the corner of Lincoln and Main where they luted all afternoon. “The last thing […]
ST. JACOBS, ON The stars of the crokinole world have gathered in the hub city of St. Jacobs, Ontario this week for the commencement of the 2020 Major League Knipsbrat season. The season has been […]
BLUMENORT, MB “Well, I guess, we’re finally on the map,” said one mask-wearing Blumenorter. “It wasn’t the way to do it, but at least now Winnipeggers will know we exist.” After days of negative publicity, […]
WICHITA, KS A young Mennonite couple invited Dad over this Sunday afternoon to fix the leaking tap and a couple other things that were wrong with the house. “Happy Father’s Day, Dad,” said Samantha Penner. […]
NORTH KILDONAN, MB Mr. Unger was so excited to finally be able to watch some Canadian football games this week that he bet his friend Mr. Toews more than ten thousand dollars that the Ticats […]
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