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Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale

November 9, 2024 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON After a hard day’s work on the tomato farm, local man Joseph Kroeker, 21, sat down for a nice relaxing ale this evening, only to discover his choice of beverage was not nearly […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Unable to Identify His Own Wife’s Potato Salad at Church Potluck

November 4, 2024 Andrew

BOW ISLAND, AB Dave Pankratz, 61, of Bow Island, Alberta was in quite the predicament at the church potluck this week as he tried to identify his own wife’s potato salad from among the more […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Has “Just One Small Piece” … Then Has Four More

November 3, 2024 Andrew

BUTTERFIELD, MN Mrs. Agnes Siemens of Butterfield, Minnesota was initially a little skeptical when she saw the large size of the pieces her sister Agnes was cutting up this past Sunday. “Oh, Ruth, I’ll just […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman’s Medicine Cabinet Filled with Brandy

October 24, 2024 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK Area woman Ruth Penner, 71, felt a sniffle coming on his morning and decided she needed to check her medicine cabinet to see what she had in stock. “Ahh, I think this should […]

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Shuttered Winnipeg 7/11s to be Turned into Tim Hortons

October 22, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipegers were relieved to discover that all the recently closed 7/11 stores are going to reopen as Tim Hortons. “If I can’t get a bean burrito and a Slurpee,” said area man Art […]

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