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5 Mennonite Swear Words that Make No Sense

February 19, 2023 Andrew

Mennonites are not very good at swearing. I mean, look at what passes for profanity around these parts. Dietschlaunt – I’m not sure when “Germany” became a swear word. If it originated around WWII, I guess […]

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Guess the New Name of The Daily Bonnet

January 22, 2023 Andrew

Guess the name contest! Don’t worry, The Daily Bonnet is not going anywhere. In the coming weeks, I’m redesigning the website with some exciting new (and interactive) features and GASP! a new name. (Clue: It […]

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