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Corny vs. Menno? Which name do you hear?

May 19, 2018 Andrew

The Daily Bonnet has reached out to scientists to explain the question that has taken the Internet by storm. In the audio clip below, do you hear the name “Corny” or “Menno”? The debate has […]

Quizzes

Can We Guess Your Age? (For Mennonites)

May 18, 2018 Andrew

You can’t really hide it. Those Botox injections are not fooling anyone. I have no idea how accurate this will be, but we’ve compiled some questions for Mennos that should be able to determine approximately […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Spotted with Crown Royal Bag

May 17, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mrs. Friesen nearly faced the firing squad at the elder board meeting this past week after it was reported she had been seen earlier in the week with a Crown Royal bag. The […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Begins Each Morning with Devotions and the Daily Bonnet

May 17, 2018 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Church-going local woman Brenda Claasen begins each morning with the reading of a Psalm and a Daily Bonnet article or two. “It’s become part of my morning routine. I brew myself a cup […]

The Daily Bonnet

The Daily Bonnet is Running for Mayor of Steinbach: Here’s My Platform!

May 16, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB With long-serving mayor Chris Goertzen announcing he is not running for re-election in 2018, the Steinbach mayoral race is up for grabs. So far, current city councillors John Fehr and Earl Funk have […]

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