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Month: June 2024

Unger Suspicion

Pat Sajak to be Replaced with Mennonite Man who Only Knows Plautdietsch

June 12, 2024 Andrew

FRESNO, CA After more than four decades in southern California, the popular game show Wheel of Fortune will be moving north to Fresno this week where the new host will be none other than Willy […]

Unger Games

Oilers Hope to Turn Things Around Back Home in Emitin

June 11, 2024 Andrew

EMITIN, AB After going down 2 games to none, the Emitin Oilers are hoping they can get back on the right track when they return home to Emitin later this week. “Emitin is a storied […]

Unger Suspicion

Area Man’s Entire Job Consists of Deleting Stupid Irrelevant Emails

June 10, 2024 Andrew

CALGARY, AB 100% of area man Jeremy Goertzen’s 9 to 5 office job consists of looking through his emails and deleting all the crap. “I don’t do anything else,” said Goertzen, from his Calgary-area office […]

The Daily Bonnet

Tractor Trek Takes Wrong Turn and Ends Up in Downtown Winnipeg

June 9, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Several bags of distracting knackzoat and a couple wrong turns later and the annual Tractor Trek found itself right in the heart of downtown Winnipeg. “I’ve never seen that many Massey Fergusons on […]

Unger & Thirst

Chips Blamed for Kicker’s Accuracy Problems

June 7, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The Canadian Football League announced big changes this afternoon after an abysmal performance by Blue Bombers kicker Sergio Castillo last night that was attributed to the presence of chips in the area. “From […]

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