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Month: March 2024

Unger & Thirst

Abandoned Pizza Hut Serves as Lasting Monument to Human Ingenuity and Indigestion

March 4, 2024 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Impossible, due to its distinctive shape, to repurpose for any other use, abandoned Pizza Hut buildings have cropped up in cities and towns across the continent, a living testament to the ingenuity and […]

Unger Suspicion

Taylor Swift Announces New Album: ‘Tortured Mennonite Poets Department’

March 3, 2024 Andrew

WEST READING, PA Pop sensation Taylor Swift is venturing into new territory on her forthcoming 11th album – tortured Mennonite poets. “Of all the poets out there, I think the Mennonite poets are the most […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Woman Breaks Longstanding Vow Never to Leave the City with Visit to Pool in Steinbach

March 2, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Winnipeg woman Anne Pankratz has been perfectly content with her suburban Winnipeg lifestyle, never needing to leave the city for any reason whatsoever. That is until she found out about the existence of […]

Headline Contest

Headline Contest #10 – Submit your headlines for this photo

March 1, 2024 Andrew

The Headline Contest is back! Here’s your chance to write a headline for The Unger Review. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put […]

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