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Month: July 2022

Unger Suspicion

Census Shows 96% of Canadian Men are Named Gord

July 1, 2022 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Statistics Canada has released the results of a brand new survey that shows that 95.7% of Canadian men sport the first name Gord. “Basically we went to the Yonge-Dundas Square and starting yelling […]

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