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Month: September 2019

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Couple Enjoys Romantic Late Night Supper at 4:30 in the Afternoon

September 3, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Mr. and Mrs. Schroeder were really excited that they somehow managed to snag a reservation at the local Mexican restaurant at the prime time of 4:30 in the afternoon. “I can’t believe it […]

The Daily Bonnet

Funk and Reimer Team Up on New Pop Album

September 2, 2019 Andrew

SOMMERFELD, MB ’70s disco sensation Peter Funk and late ’80s gangsta rap star Dick Reimer have joined forces to create a pop music tour de force. The new group called Dick Reimer and the P. […]

Unger Games

Bombers Fan Can’t Figure Out Why the Heck He Goes to these Labour Day Games Anyway

September 1, 2019 Andrew

REGINA, SK Die hard Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan, Colin Kehler of Landmark can’t figure out why on earth he drives all the way out to Regina every year just to watch his team lose yet […]

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