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Day: December 2, 2016

The Daily Bonnet

Mannanite Man Can’t Hear His Own Acksant

December 2, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Peter Berg still insists after all these years that he doesn’t have a Plautdietsch accent at all. “Ats all deeze Enjelsch who have da acksant yat,” he said in perfectly fluent […]

Unger Conviction

Editorial: ‘I Think the Lord Would Approve of Our Church Split’

December 2, 2016 Andrew

By: Menno Van Menno, Rosenhof, MB We’ve had a long-standing tradition in this town of splitting the church whenever anyone disagrees on an issue. Now, of course, we are reasonable people. We don’t split over trivial […]

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