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The Daily Bonnet

Local Man Blames His Narrow Mind on the Zika Virus

May 19, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Winkler resident and xenophobe Eric Bergen, 38, is certain that a mosquito is the sole cause of his narrow-mindedness. “There really is no other explanation,” says Bergen from his mother’s basement that he has […]

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