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Unger Suspicion

Bombers to Win Grey Cup Every Day Just So Portage and Main Can Stay Open to Pedestrians

December 14, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The Winnipeg Blue Bombers have decided to do a great service to the community by winning the Grey Cup every afternoon around 4 pm just so that pedestrians will have access to Portage […]

Unger & Thirst

Neufeld Downs Entire Grey Cup Filled with Komst Borscht

December 13, 2021 Andrew

HAMILTON, ON All-star offensive lineman Patrick Neufeld of the Grey-Cup winning Winnipeg Blue Bombers became the first player in CFL history to fill the cup with oma’s delicious komscht borscht. “It was either that or […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Spends Entire Grey Cup Reading Daily Bonnet Articles

December 12, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Mrs. Esther Thiessen of Winnipeg has been accused of being present in body but not in spirit at this afternoon’s Grey Cup party, where she was spotted on numerous occasions scrolling through Facebook […]

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