The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

wine ninja

Unger & Thirst

Wine Ninjas Accidentally Deliver to Mennonite Woman

May 18, 2020 Andrew

CALGARY, AB A Mennonite woman in suburban Calgary was the victim of some well-meaning but misguided Wine Ninjas this weekend. The “ninjas” dropped off a package on the front doorstep of Mrs. Reimer, which included […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Federal Court Says Trudeau’s Use of Pineapple on Pizza was “Unjustified”
    January 26, 2024
  • Outfield Completely Blanketed in Knackzoat After Winkler Man Makes Major Leagues
    August 10, 2025
  • Who would win? 100 Mennonites or a Gorilla?
    May 4, 2025
  • Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend Goes as Zach Collaros for Halloween
    November 1, 2024
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved