The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

war

Unger Suspicion

Perhaps the Most Important Words Ever Written About War…

April 8, 2017 Andrew

This isn’t satire: “WAR is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the […]

Unger Suspicion

‘Pacifism is Totally Impractical’ Says Large Multinational Weapons Manufacturer

December 1, 2016 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Arms industry leaders met in Washington this week to discuss ways of curbing the growing wave of pacifism that’s sweeping the nation. “How the hell can we expect to keep the economy going […]

The Daily Bonnet

Poll: Vote Now to Determine What the Daily Bonnet Should Write on Remembrance Day

November 11, 2016 Andrew

It would seem peculiar for a website dedicated to Mennonite satire to completely ignore the topic of Remembrance Day, given the historic importance of the peace position within Anabaptist tradition. As a pacifist, I do […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Gather Today to Solemnly Forget

November 11, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB During his annual Forgetfulness Day service, Reverend B. B. Broesky Jr. told congregants that there were many awful thing that happened in the past and it was best just to move on and […]

Unger Suspicion

We Have Now Officially Entered a Peculiar Alternate Universe Where Mel Gibson Makes Movies About Conscientious Objectors

November 4, 2016 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA With the utterly baffling release of Mel Gibson’s new pacifist-thriller Hacksaw Ridge, physicists around the world are suggesting we now have enough evidence to confirm that the controversial multiverse theory might actually have some validity. “Mel Gibson, […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 6 7
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026
  • Left-leaning Voters Proudly Unite Around Right Wing Candidate
    April 22, 2025
  • Friesen-Friesen Wedding is Well-Attended by Local Friesens
    September 8, 2016
  • ‘Three King’s Day’ Cripples Winkler Economy
    January 7, 2017
  • Saskatchewan Farmer Rents Out His Barn as Grey Cup Accommodations
    November 19, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved