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Trump Indicted for Tampering with the Vogts

August 15, 2023 Andrew

MONTEZUMA, GA Former US President Donald Trump has been indicted this week on 606 charges of tampering with the Vogts. “I didn’t even know there were any Vogts in Georgia,” said Bishop Yoder of Third […]

Trump Pressures Mennonites: “Find 11,780 Vogts!”

January 5, 2021 Andrew

BEATRICE, NE Desperate to turn the tide of the election, President Trump has called on state officials to “find Vogts wherever you can.” “We need 11,780 Vogts. Could be Henry Vogt. Agnes Vogt. Peter Vogt. […]