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New Mennonite Hymnal Eliminates Verse 3 from Every Hymn

December 4, 2016 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN A brand new edition of the classic Mennonite Hymnal has been slimmed down a little with the elimination of verse three from every single hymn. “No one was singing verse three anyway,” said […]

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