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British Tabloids Compare King Charles’s Fingers to Mennonite Farmer Sausage

September 18, 2022 Andrew

LONDON, UK It’s the biggest scandal so far of his reign. Yes, indeed. New photographic evidence suggests King Charles III’s fingers bear an uncanny resemblance to Mennonite farmer sausage. “I’m not sure why we didn’t […]

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Man Takes ‘Naked Anabaptist’ Far Too Literally

June 11, 2017 Andrew

LONDON, UK Stuart Murray’s book ‘The Naked Anabaptist’ has been monumental in promoting the Anabaptist Christian tradition in the United Kingdom and around the world. For one London man, however, the book has become a little […]

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