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Andrew Unger Sues Time Magazine for Extremely Unflattering Cover Photo

October 17, 2025 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Calling it the “worst photo of all time,” Mennonite satirist Andrew Unger is now suing Time Magazine for the weird low angle shot they used on a recent cover. “I don’t mind […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Rundschau Names Taylor Swift ‘Person of the Year’

December 11, 2023 Andrew

CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO For decades the Rundschau, in its various iterations, has provided Mennonites with news about what other Mennonites are doing in jantsied or even ditsied. Well, this year, the Rundschau has decided to branch […]

Unger & Thirst

Winkler Co-op Named One of “World’s Greatest Places” by TIME Magazine

March 30, 2023 Andrew

WINKLER, MB TIME magazine has just declared the Co-op in Winker as one of the top 100 “greatest places in the world.” “That’s just one more feather in our cap,” said Winkler mayor Henry Siemens. […]

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