The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

ticketmaster

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Disaster Volunteers Brought in to Fix Ticketmaster

November 28, 2022 Andrew

PHOENIX, AZ After the Taylor Swift presale crashed the Ticketmaster website this week, Mennonite disaster volunteers have been flown to Ticketmaster headquarters to fix the problem. “I must say, we’ve never responded to a disaster […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Visitor to Mennonite Church Blinded By All the Blond Hair
    November 3, 2017
  • Steinbachers Mourn the Loss of Taco Bell
    April 19, 2017
  • Henry Reimer to Move to the Corner of Henry and Reimer
    April 17, 2017
  • A Full List of Items that will be GST-free for Mennonites Over the Holidays
    November 22, 2024
  • Mennonite Town Holds Massive Parade to Honour Local Man Who Did the Dishes
    May 29, 2020

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved