The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

tennis

The Daily Bonnet

New Regulations Force Female Crokinole Players to Wear Short Skirts

May 4, 2017 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON In an effort to draw viewers away from tennis, the International Crokinole Federation (ICF) has recently announced that it will now be requiring all ladies knipsbrat players to wear skirts “above the knee.” “If professional […]

Posts pagination

« 1 2
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Lonely White Male Spends Romantic Evening Alone Watching Ben Shapiro Videos
    February 14, 2018
  • First Mennonite Church Shall Become Last
    March 11, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Declares Himself ‘Greater Than Muhammad Ali’
    June 4, 2016
  • Taylor Swift is Unrecognizable in Music Video for ‘The Menno’
    February 28, 2020
  • Word Bird Accidentally Gives Fred Penner Low German Word
    May 12, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved