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Steinbach Man Fined for Obstructed View; Everyone Thinks It’s Satire

November 22, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB When Steinbach Online reported earlier today about a local man who was stopped by the RCMP this week for driving with his entire windshield covered in snow, everyone thought they were just reading […]

The Daily Bonnet

10 Steinbach Online Headlines as Written by ChatGPT

June 12, 2023 Andrew

We asked ChatGPT to create 10 headlines in the style of local real news site Steinbachonline.com. So here we go, journalism as done by ChatGPT. “Steinbach Local Wins National Baking Championship with Signature Butter Tarts” […]

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