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Mennonite Man Launches New Streaming Service Called “Schputify”

September 28, 2022 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Jack Rempel of La Crete, Alberta has just launched a new “streeeming servass for Mannanites yet.” “Since it’s a Mannanite thing and we don’t use the Internets, we’ll be bringing records and […]

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