The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

smoke

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Smokes His Sausage By Just Leaving it Outside for a While

June 13, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The air quality was so bad in Winnipeg this afternoon, that Mr. Dave Peters managed to smoke a whole ring of formavorscht just by leaving it sitting out in his backyard for a […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Approaching Cop Car Turns Out to Be Just a Guy with a Ski Rack
    October 23, 2025
  • Entire Mennonite Town Becomes One Giant Escape Room
    May 22, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Seeks Treatment for Her Hallmark Christmas Movie Addiction
    November 22, 2019
  • Credit Union Accidentally Gives Loan to Englishers
    October 14, 2017
  • Manitoba Beaches to Open This Weekend After Temperatures Soar to -15!
    February 13, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved